In the morning
When you wake up
Without a warning
Your dick is up
No longer confused
You take your hand again
That you always used
Of which you are a fan
You are a right hand lover
No one wants you in their bed
You always take your right hand
You are a bad lover
For a change
You take your left
But you are still a bad lover
In the afternoon
Just home from school
You want it again, soon
Cos you think its cool
You take your dick
And then its your hand's time
Cos no ones there to lick
The result is all the slime
You are a right hand lover
No one wants you in their bed
You always take your right hand
You are a bad lover
For a change
You take your left
But you are still a bad lover
And at night
Before you go to sleep
You watch a porno, hardcore not light
Again your hand, cos its cheap
Up and down
Your hand becomes tired, stops
Your bed will drown
In all your sperm, you need sluts
You are a right hand lover
No one wants you in their bed
You always take your right hand
You are a bad lover
For a change
You take your left
But you are still a bad lover
Right or left
It doesn't matter
You are bad
It won't be better
You are a right hand lover
No one wants you in their bed
You always take your right hand
You are a bad lover
For a change
You take your left
But you are still a bad lover